Overrated mishaps

Ok so im at livo with my sister today right, and we're in Big W on the way to look at shoes. We walk past the toy section and waht do we see? A FRIGGEN EDWARD CULLEN DOLL!

There are SO many things wrong with that.

1. ITS TWILIGHT
2. It was in the barbie doll section which MEANS it was for little kids. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE A LITTLE KID EDWARD CULLEN?! Do they even understand what the hell he is? he's a bloodsucking monster!
3. It just stands there. It doesnt move (well it didnt look like it could..psh so much for the incredible hulk strength and superhuman abilities) You can't dress it up. It just stands there and looks "pretty" WHICH IT DOESNT EVEN DO WELL!
4. It doesnt look like edward cullen .The eyes arent right (yes i know what they SHOULD be sad i know...)
5. ITS TWILIGHT!!!
6. Why poison the minds of little kids when they are still oh so innocent?
   
7. Does twilight REALLY need any more publicity?
8. Sharp objects are unsuitable for children below the age of 3
   
9. Twilight merchandise is unsuitable for children below the age of 100 D:
10. Edward Cullen is stupid =="
11. Why put it in the Barbie doll section? He's a guy and its a complete OUTCAST form the pink girly "dress-me-up" barbie dolls
12. Do we really need to make little girls delusional and think that such imperfection is reachable?
    
13. Edward Cullen is a stalking freak. So this doll could be sitting on some childs bed/shelf and watching them sleep O_O
14. Beware: Doll has tendency to unintentionally crush bones..yeah have fun with that=="
    
15. ITS TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    

Yeah ill stop there==" Ranting makes me thirsty:) so bye for now

KYLENNY!