9M's LOL-worthy moments

Kyleen: 66% of Australia is made up of desert and......some other percentage is tropical?
Mel: half of 66% is 33%. So 33% of Australia is MADE UP OF TROPICAL CLIMATES...
Kyleen: How the hell do you work that one out?

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Mr Peck: If you rub them the right way it feels smooth but if you rub it the other way, it's a lot rougher...
(that's what she said)

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CohEn ( or someone): What is the densest material?
Mr Peck: George

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Mr Peck: Andrew, get on top of Troy... Youngest one goes on top
Lisa/Me/George (not really sure which one :S): That's what she said

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Mr Wilson: something something....sexual intercourse
Luke: We'll try it at recess

I should probably mention, he was replying to someone else...

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Mr Wilson: Who wants to share their list of words for the first one?
CohEn: Sexual intercourse? I'LL DO IT!

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(This happened ages ago)
Lisa: Miss! you have a nice Rak (points to Rakshitha)
next day when everything is explained...
Pinno: I TOLD THAT JOKE AT THE DINNER TABLE!

Man I love this class :'D